The Silver Linings 7" (Stretch) "DRAWSTRING SHORT"

The Silver Linings 7" (Stretch) "DRAWSTRING SHORT"Even though these are called the Silver Linings, they deserve the gold medal. These bad boys are kind of a big deal: they're made from our newest, fanciest, most technologically advanced stretch casual fabric for the ultimate in movability and flexibility. Fit: These stretch shorts have an elastic waist, a 7 inch inseam and an updated (read: improved, more comfortable) fit. Nothing will make your thighs look as good as these. Materials: Cotton and

nor will they ever actually erupt

Look I know you've probably been looking at this product page for 20ish minutes and still can't see the quarter-zip on it

Not a toilet

but they're a bit roomier (and obviously have room for your whole body)

These lounge shorts are made of 99% eggs and couches

Materials: Tri-blend of poly/cotton/rayon

only you don't have to leave the house

BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL

and deep lunge like no other short have before

linen shorts are just as magical

Automatically become the MC at any luau when you pop this thing on

You will be