A Guide To Trombone Positions - Soft Tee Size:LWhat has roots as nobody sees,Is taller than trees,Up, up it goes,And yet never grows? An old timey fantasy trombone position map, of course! Show off the full spectrum of your nerddom with this glorious, almost education tee. Whether you're staying safe in the Shire or braving it past the Edge of the Wild into Mirkwood and beyond, this shirt will certainly serve as a handy reference when you get lost in the middle of a solo or piece. Just watch out
This is a good one to wear when that pale-faced composition major who wrote a string quartet by blasting diarrhea onto Babbit squares comes in with a new 7-movement jazz chart called "Reflections"
your section shamelessly lays waste to all things beyond your bells when you see a dynamic with more than one 'f'
*Note: We intend no disrespect to the noble order of pizza delivery drivers
If you're headed to the boonies for a gig anytime soon
will never forget our truth
Womp Womp Womp
the infamous "intentionally left blank" note - a musical masterpiece of passive-aggressiveness
you might just become the Socrates of the pit orchestra world
fellow musicians - now you can wear your passive-aggressive pride on your chest with our "intentionally left blank" t-shirt
you'll be striking up a conversation with a grandpa (who happens to be a retired forklift operator
" and then go back to their shift at Red Lobster
we will wear this shirt and remind the world of the OG music monster
