Simon's Sword Edition:Standard

Simon's Sword Edition:Standard*** FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY *** Simon has a sword, but he's desperate to have a sword fight. Will he get his happy ending? (Pun very much intended.) Follow Simon on his journey! This book is pure fiction and not based on anyone I know in real life. Don't sue me I have nothing! Buy this book if: You have a sword You like swords You like sword fights Your name is Simon or Stuart You enjoy silly, immature humour and cheeky innuendos You want to support

and follow along on an outer space adventure with a rocket rider called Irene

immature humour and cheeky innuendos

Release Date: 24 October 2025

immature humour then this is the book for you

This custom wire-bound notebook will be a great daily companion whenever you need to put your thoughts down on paper

Beth's Smelly Beaver

She wants gifts that would bring much more pleasure

ISBN-13: 979-8282655186

You have a bean

like that of my brother

Emma has a special talent that not many possess — she is a squirter

After a telling off from his dad