Alter Ego Series 16: Plant Ghost Pineapple

Alter Ego Series 16: Plant Ghost PineappleThis one is for all of the would be plant parents who just can't seem to keep anything alive! Behold! The plant that never dies because it's already dead! It's also a toy, but that's secondary. Imagine an infinite number of alternate dimensions, sliced thin like salami and all layered together in a delicious sandwich of universes. In these parallel strata of time and space, the Squishables are very, very different. Squishable Alter Egos are all the

Could you use their horn as a stick

Especially this duck

the Fresno Nightcrawler has only *allegedly* been seen TWICE

Mushroom Cow

10(w) x 4(d) x 10

7 squishy inches of funghi fun

Was this whole description just a build up to that Conchella pun

16 squishy inches of a constant in life

Take a break every morning to enjoy some toast while sipping a cup of coffee

Is ALL milk dessert

You're almost tan enough

PURPLE BUNNY BUBBLE TEA